Radar Magazine, has decided to bring Spencer Pratt on board to write an advice column for the terminally stupid – called “Yo Spencer.”
YO SPENCER! How do you deal with weak people and haters?With weak people, you can only try to give them confidence and pump them up. To be honest, you don’t need them around you. I try to put myself around really strong people. Haters you should love. Hatred stems from jealousy at some point. If people aren’t hating on you, they don’t care, and if they don’t care, that means you’re not doing anything right. I love my haters. I don’t hate them back at all. You can turn so many haters around once they meet you. I’m like, “Thanks, I get it, I’m an idiot,” and they’re like, “Woo! He’s an idiot! He’s so cool!” I flipped a couple haters at Benihana just last night.
Oh Spencer we care. We especially care that the media keeps taking your picture, people keep hiring you, and you keep spouting your douchieness for all to hear. My only hope is that the reason we keep you around is because as long as we see you, it makes us feel so much better about ourselves.
(Photo Source: MTV)
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