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Entries from March 2008

The WRECKage of the Week in Review

March 30th, 2008 · No Comments

The new color of love is green
Pantylines and cellulite?…Pull her SAG card immediately
Want an award to put on your mantle?  Make up your own award show 
The Kool-Aid might just be wearing off
Who’s got the over-under line for Justin Chambers entry to rehab?
It’s so much easier when they have the same name
I’m just big boned…not fat
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Brad and Angelina Hitched?

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have gotten married, today, in New Orleans.  I haven’t found any backup for this information, as of yet, but if it’s true - Congrats you crazy kids!
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Audrina Exposes More Bare Skin

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Okay…ha ha ha…the jokes on us Audrina Patridge.  You were part of the “Pop Fiction” tour of douchiness and  got a fake tattoo the other day.  You even went so far as to show your arm with the ink taped over with gauze.  Bravo for your Oscar winning performance.  But, don’t you think that 1-the […]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

Crazy is as Crazy Does

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m of the mindset that the first amendment is VERY important and should never ever be trampled on. I’m also of the mindset that people are, for the most part, bat-shit crazy! How else could you explain this?
“Dr. Laura’s just released book STOP WHINING, START LIVING is an instant bestseller, as it will […]

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Where Old Pussy’s Go to Die

March 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Ugh….Pamela Anderson….close those damn legs for once. You’ve not only pushed out 2 kids through that thing, but you’ve had Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, & Rick Salomon in there. I feel like I just got the clap from looking at that.
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If Found…Return To….

March 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Audrina Patridge got some ink this week in Hollywood.  We’re still debating on what she’s got written on her arm…Is it her name, cuz we know sometimes she forgets, or did she ask for some mystical/inspirational message like “Hold tight to your dreams and they will take you wherever you want to go,” but then […]

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Sharon Stone’s Bringing Liverspots Back - Bitch

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Sharon Stone has a tendency to sometimes take her fashion a little bit over the top, but usually not. But this is an all time low for her. She was at the Harry Benson retrospective the other night and apparently decided that mascara and lipstick was all she needed on her face. […]

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