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Catherine Bell Makes a MAXIMum Fashion Faux Pas

March 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Catherine Bell

It’s worth stating that one of the obligations here at Celebuwreck– aside from talking pontificating about how superior we are, as well as the superiority of the rest of humanity over celebrities– is to reinforce the ideas of beauty and stylishness apply not only to us, mere mortals, but to the celebrities as well. Unfortunately, the occasion does arise where we are force-fed fashions by nameless/faceless people with tastes that are more screwed up than Keith Richards brain. For example, the person responsible for the resurgence of the high-waisted pant should be forced to watch a continuous loop of Martin Short as Ed Grimley, until their eyes bleed.

That being said…the current trend of skinny leather pants is not one to be tried by just anyone. If you are anything larger than a size -1 and are shorter than 6′10″…do not attempt this fashion trick at home. But lest you think that just because you’re not a size -1 or 6′10″ that you can just wear any ‘ol pair of leather pants and look smashing….please see exhibit 1 above – Catherine Bell. While she’s a beautiful woman….you can plainly see that this outfit is NOT working! Leather pants are for cows legs only.

Let this be a lesson to you all.

WRECKage Catherine Bell, JAG, Maxim, Maxim Magazine, Skinny Leather Pants

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