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Eddie Murphy, father of Angel Iris Murphy Brown, has declared that he will not see his daughter because he believes Mel B tricked him into having a baby. Murphy, known for making only the wisest choices in his life, claims that Mel told him that she was on birth control oh, and they only had sex 3 times during their relationship.

Hey Eddie if you didn’t want to have 7 kids, with 3 different baby mama’s, how ’bout you glove up. Unlike having sex with a transsexual, which is not a real lady, having sex with a real woman, even once can give you a baby – helllllloooooooo 6th grade health class.

So you sperminated the woman, she had the baby, and you supposedly paid for her expenses (that was sooooo generous), but you realize that if you don’t spend some time with this girl, she’s going to grow up having serious “Daddy Issues” and end up swinging around a brass pole in a club somewhere. Right?

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