PARIS: Oh fairy god mother….thank you so so much for granting my wish and giving me such great taste in clothing and boys and letting me look prettier than my sister Nicky.
PARIS: I think Nicole and I should start planning our double wedding. Maybe I should pretend I care about Nicky’s clothing. Oh, maybe I’ll ask her to make my dress. Ugh, I can’t have that fat pig make my dress. What does she know about petite girls.
PARIS: I look sooooo cool with these fingerless gloves. I’m starting a new trend. I should come out with my own clothing line. How cute…Benji’s leaning into me for a great photo. He loves me…he really loves me!
BENJI: I can’t do this, I can’t stand this vapid little twit. Did she have to wear red so that everyone could see us? Can’t she see that everyone here is wearing black. Take a hint.
PARIS: Mom & Dad would be so proud of me for supporting Nicky. Maybe they’ll give me more of grandpa’s money for being so nice.
BENJI: Maybe I could get that BM ring of Paris’ hand and swallow it – then I’d choke and die. Oh, I couldn’t do that to Nicky….she’s so sweet. I’m going to kill Joel when I get out of here since he got me into this. I should be going out with Nicky.
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