I don’t remember who I learned it from, Cookie Monster…Bert…Ernie..Grover…or Big Bird, but one of them taught me not to put anything in my nose. It seems the celebutards, grew up a little too quickly and missed these valuable lessons the muppet masters teach.
Snorting vodka is the newest drinking game to hit the bar scene. “The Gas Chamber,” as it’s called, is played by snorting booze up your nose. (For the record: this practice is highly discouraged as it puts alcohol into your bloodstream much quicker than if it’s digested.) I must be old…because the drinking games we used to play all involved some sort of skill. Okay, the games required some sort of action, that depending on how drunk you were…could then require that simple action to be considered a skill.
The UK Mirror’s source quoted:
Sounds to me like she just found a replacement substance for the cocaine that she was reportedly putting up her nose. I think her mum should sit her down with some Sesame Street DVDs and have her learn about keeping things out of her nose.
Oh yeah, she should probably be joined by Soldier Boy Prince Harry, as he was doing this last year at a bar.
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