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Entries from March 2008

Just Because Your Feet are Ginormous, Doesn’t Mean You’re Less Likely to Fall Over

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Paris Hilton was in the Czech Republic, continuing on her world tag-along-tour with Benji Madden and Good Charlotte.
On her way out of a restaurant she tripped over her size 11’s and took a header down some stairs.  You can see the mark on her chin.  First stop when she gets back to the states?  The […]

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Jessica, Dirty Girl

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Jessica Simpson was released from Cedars Sinai today. Why was she there? Our dirty girl had a kidney infection. What’s the most common cause? Getting a UTI (urinary tract infection) from having sex and getting germies in there. Ewwwww
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - if it burns when you pee…go see your […]

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Kanye Continues His World Dominance

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Kanye West, not content to be an uber musical producer and rapper has added to his empire. He has launched Kanye Travel Ventures. Yep - an online travel agency. According to the press release, “…it is a travel program specifically geared to serve the business and leisure travel demands of Kanye’s world-wide […]

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Tags: Business WRECKs

She’s Baaaaaaaaaaack

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Kathie Lee Gifford is coming back to morning television…I can hear the choir of angels singing now. (Blech)  Kathie Lee is joining the 4th hour of the Today Show.  No, that’s not a typo….the Today Show is on for 4 hours every Monday through Friday.  Whatever happened to the game shows they used to run […]

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Leech Therapy is Catching On

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Kaley Cuoco looks like she’s trying that leech therapy that Demi Moore was touting on Letterman the other week.  However, I think someone failed to remind her to remove the little buggers before going out on the red carpet.  How do you explain those two things on her face where her eyebrows should be?  Maybe […]

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Tags: Glamour WRECKs

Trend Overload

March 31st, 2008 · No Comments

I spent 8 years at Catholic school wearing skirts almost every day. Friday was called “flip up day.” That was the day that the boys tried to flip our skirts up to see what we were wearing underneath. (In those days it was not cool to go commando under your skirt, so […]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

Catherine Bell Makes a MAXIMum Fashion Faux Pas

March 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

It’s worth stating that one of the obligations here at Celebuwreck– aside from talking pontificating about how superior we are, as well as the superiority of the rest of humanity over celebrities– is to reinforce the ideas of beauty and stylishness apply not only to us, mere mortals, but to the celebrities as well. […]

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