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Independent Fug-it Awards

February 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Molly Sims Independent Spirit Awards 2008

Molly Sims, obviously in a state of confused mourning for the cancellation of her show Las Vegas. Do I wear black? Can I still wear sparkelly sequins or mirrors in homage to my adopted town of Las Vegas? Should I wear tights with open toed shoes? Oh I’m sooooooo confused.

Eliza Dushku Marisa Tomei Independent Spirit Awards 2008

Eliza Dushku wearing her best springtime tablecloth. This is probably from the fine Martha Stewart Collection of table wear that you should see in your local Macy’s any day now. Marisa Tomei in her feminine homage to Denny Terrio and John Travolta, in Saturday Night Fever. By the way…I know the weather in LA is wet today, but what’s up with that rat’s nest of hair?

Zach Braff Justine Bateman Independent Spirit Awards 2008

Zach Braff - You’re not James Blunt - ’nuff said. Justine Bateman looks like a runaway from amish country. I’m looking for signs of staples or tape where she hiked up her hem.

Maria Bello Allison Janney Independent Spirit Awards 2008

Maria Bello looks like she stole the clothes right off the back of her facialist at Sonja Dakar when she realized she was going to be late and didn’t want to wear her sweat pants. Allison Janney has no excuse for looking like a candy striper gone horribly wrong. At last nights award dinner at STK, she looked stunning in black.

I get that the Independent Spirit Awards and Film Independent are the champions of independent film and support a community of artists who embody diversity, innovation, and uniqueness of vision. (that part is directly from their site) BUT….this is still an awards show, you’re still celebrities, and for crying out loud - you’re going to be out in public! Are your stylists so busy, getting your stuff around for tomorrow’s Oscar celebrations that you actually dress yourselves? It must be, because that’s the only excuse I can come up with for some of this nonsense you’re wearing. My little niece has the best shirt, that kind of sums it all up: My Mommy Dressed Me, What’s Your Excuse?

(Photos: GettyImages)

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