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Hey look…it’s Paris celebrating….

• Just another weeknight
• Another relationship breakup
• Her brother getting a DUI
• Just another weekend
• Her birthday

I know, it’s just hard to tell what she’s celebrating, since she is either out on the party circuit or dressing up like a slut almost any given night of the week.

The thing she just doesn’t get, is that The Pussycat Dolls (who she’s performing with in these pictures) and Dita Von Tease are all about “The Tease.” If you’ve already shown the world what you’ve got, you can’t tease anymore. She might as well just head straight over to Rick’s Cabaret or Spearmint Rhino.

(Photos: UK Sun/WireImage)

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