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Entries from February 2008

Mischa Mischa Mischa

February 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

In an attempt to draw your attention away from her court appearances, church visits, driving tests, and self-imposed fashion missteps…Mischa Barton has a lingerie layout in April’s issue of Maxim UK. I’ve got to admit, when she’s got a crew working on her appearance, she really looks great. Photo Shop is a pasty […]

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Quarterlifers Seek Solice From Real OC Housewives

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Those 20 somethings going through their faux crisis’ while on MySpace have a much bigger crisis to struggle with now. They couldn’t pull bigger numbers than the Democratic Debates on MSNBC! As if their angst riddled lives weren’t bad enough, they just got canned from NBC after 1 airing. (insert dramatic sarcasm […]

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Leaplings Are People Too

February 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Happy Birthday all you Leaplings out there! To celebrate your “specialness” check out all the companies that are willing to give you free crap, just to further exploit your uniqueness. You can thank me later for allowing you to stuff your face for free.
Papa John’s Pizza
Morton’s Steak House
Whole Foods
Geox Shoes […]

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Amy Winehouse = Kate Moss

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Amy Winehouse = Kate Moss What are the similarities you ask?
Amy Winehouse
Amy Caught smoking Crack on Videotape
Amy’s Husband is in jail for witness tampering
After going through rehab, Amy paid 5oo,ooo Pounds for an appearance at Louis Vuitton
Is in process of creating her own fashion line, no word on her payday
Kate […]

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Rihanna’s New BDSM Gig

February 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Looks like Rihanna has ventured into some risque new territory - BDSM. Who knew she had this kinky side to her? Must be something that her new boytoy Chris Brown has brought out of her. This isn’t usually the type of costume you see on stage, outside of a Pussycat Dolls […]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

Jessica Alba Self-Hating Pregnant Woman

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

An interesting note on Jessica Alba. Page Six ran a little post about Jessica’s contribution to Ellyn Spragins‘ upcoming book “If I Knew Then.” The book has several essays from famous women, under 40, with different backgrounds. They all submitted essays with different bits of wisdom that they’ve gained as they’ve gotten […]

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Taking the Over Under on Mischa’s Jail Time

February 28th, 2008 · No Comments

TMZ is reporting that Mischa Barton, rather, her attorney was in court, this morning, regarding her December DUI and marijuana possession bust -oh, and for driving without a license. If you’re gonna go…go big!
The case has been continued to April 10th. Anthony Salerno, her attorney, believes that her case will be resolved […]

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