Credit needs to go the pioneering spirit of these 3: Paris ” The Iconic Blonde” Hilton, Britney “Check Out My Bits ”
Spears, & Lindsay “Rehab is for Quitters” Lohan. These forward thinking women have blazed new trails for celebrities and us commoners alike.
1. The crotch shot - for celebrities, the crotch shot is the new headshot. Soon the studios will be asking CAA for pictures of their clients beavers in all of their glory. Black and white makes everything look better. For us mere mortal females, we no longer have a fear that our skirt or dress is tucked up in our underwear when we exit the ladies room. (Since everyone has seen enough of the bits of these 3, I decided to spare you the site this early in the new year.)
2. The “crazy” outburst/cry for help - the shaved head was so popular Mena Suvari did it this year. Taking strange pictures with your girlfriend has caught on even with the tweeners - check out Miley Cyrus and her girlfriend. No sharp objects involved, but it’s a sure thing to get the lesbian rumor mill started.
3. Good ‘ol Fashion Bad Driving - The one photo that the paps don’t make any money on - the Celebrity Mug Shot. One of these celebutards did some jail time, one of them got to wear the accessory of the year (the SCRAM anklet), and one of them hasn’t gotten in trouble, just yet, for her bad driving - but it may just cost her her kids.
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