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Entries from December 2007

Taking Emo a Little Too Far

December 28th, 2007 · No Comments

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I get the whole Emo fashion thing….kind of a unisex look for both guys and girls, but hey – I want my guys to be muscular and look like guys…so it’s not really my thing. I don’t want my guy to be able to, nor [...]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

What Do You Do When The Paps Don’t Care About You Anymore? Get Arrested!

December 27th, 2007 · No Comments

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I was just about to post a hideous picture of Ms. Barton with some high waisted pants showing off a really prominent camel toe! I suppose it’s better than seeing her cooch…like our other favorite wrecks like to do. But then she goes and does something that gives her a much [...]

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Tags: Career WRECKS

Piece of Me….New Britney Video

December 15th, 2007 · No Comments

Remember when she looked like this? Brit’s new video, Piece of Me, is finally out. I can’t say that it’s all that bad….but the post editing of her body must have taken forever. Those people are major magicians! (Click on her picture to watch her new video.)
I love how they shoot the [...]

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Tags: Glamour WRECKs

Jessica Who?

December 15th, 2007 · No Comments

Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition is soooooo bad, that it’s going straight to DVD. Well, that’s not exactly true. They’re going to do a limited (in 8 theaters – OUCH) theatrical release in her home state of Texas – then it’s going to DVD.
I’m not saying her career is over, just yet, but [...]

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Tags: Career WRECKS

Yikes! The Rumer is True…..

December 12th, 2007 · No Comments

Are you sitting down? Rumer Willis is actually being paid to be a fashion correspondent. I kid you not. I understand that being celebrity offspring comes with lots of perks, but let’s face it – have you EVER seen Rumer Willis show up on any fashion site or magazine looking like anything [...]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

New Bird Discovery….Big Breasted Red

December 11th, 2007 · No Comments

I know these ankle boots are all the rage right now, but I’m just not feeling it with this dress and that hair! She looks like she’s channeling her inner Struthio camelus (aka Ostrich). Note…the similarities in the feet, wings, protruding breast(s), bent leg stance. One other fun fact: ostriches are attracted [...]

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Tags: Fashion WRECKS

Another Vegas WRECK

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Is it just me or does Stallone look like he got collagen injections ALL OVER his face? Most Hollywood guys his age, that have work done, pull their faces so tight they start to look like a woman (see Al Pacino). Maybe he’s just retaining water.
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