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I’d like to think that Megan Fox is giving her fans a little thank you present for voting her the sexiest women in FHM for 2008, but it’s really for her new movie “Jennifer’s Body.” This is Diablo Cody’s sophomore movie debut. No word yet, from the set, regarding the dialogue (if it will be like that of Juno) but I’m guessing nobody would even care if this movie was in French with English subtitles, since most will be attending this one, or just buying the DVD, to see Fox’s boobs. I really didn’t need to put the little hearts over her bits, because her nipples are covered about as much as her tattoos. But I like to try to keep this as safe for work as possible. If you’d like to see the not so safe for work pix, click here.

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Isabella Rossellini is doing “Green Porno” on the Sundance Channel.  The internationally acclaimed model and actress has tapped into people’s curiosity and the growing trend of going green.  The eight clips are all around a minute long and are geared toward internet and cell phone viewing.  The clips are educational, but above all else, quite funny.  But knowing some of the goofy stuff my mom has done over the years and caused me to shake my head, I can only imagine her 2 kids have done the same thing when they saw these.

The 8 clips are all of Isabella dressed up in simple, but effective, bug costumes and imitating having sex with a bug partner.  There’s the hermaphroditic earthworm, dragonfly, bee, firefly (if you ever caught firefly’s as a kid - you’ll never look at them the same way again), snail, spider, fly, and a praying mantis.

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It sounds like the Britney Spears stunt casting on “How I Met Your Mother” was a more brilliant move than originally planned.  Britney’s first appearance caused “How I Met Your Mother” to get its highest ratings ever…and may be a big reason that the rumor mill has the show being picked up again for the fall.  Brit’s got her second appearance coming up and the story line leaves it open for her to return a third time, next season.  Could this be her return to the entertainment world again?  There are lots of actors who have gone the singing route (The Hoff, Jennifer Love Hewitt….) but not too many that have transitioned the other way around.  Hopefully this will work for all parties involved.

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Audrina Patridge, one of the reality sluts stars from “The Hills,” is the first one to land an actual acting role in a major motion picture ( “Into the Blue 2.”).  She’s going to play a “no-nonsense, beautiful beach babe who’s boyfriend caters to her every command.”  Wow - sounds like a real stretch for her.  She is not the lead character in the film.   The original movie pretty much bombed in the theaters, but the DVD sales were huge because Jessica Alba in a bikini was a pretty hot item.  So, Audrina will be in a bikini for the movie…..considering we’ve seen a lot more of her than that, what’s the point?

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Have you seen those TV screens on top of the pumps at your local gas station?  Yeah, I ignore them too, until I hear the traffic.  But the company that puts them up is looking for their “star.”  The winner of this contest is going to get a lifestyle segment on the network.  I’m sure winning this contest will be a HUGE launching pad for Academy Award status roles.  Considering the high cost of gas, the only lifestyle information I want to hear from my gas pump is how I don’t have to go there so often and spend $50 every time I fill up my car.  That’s probably not going to happen, considering the gas stations pay to have these things installed at their stations.

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Circus performers unite

Step back bitches, or we’ll cut you 

The latest innovation in birth control 

 Walking their separate ways

 Sorry, the Salad Tosser position has been filled

 SWF seeks handsome testosterone free male. Benefits include living in Malibu mansion and fame by association

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I don’t usually talk about American Idol because the whole thing is such a trainwreck of an institution, it would take up all of the space on this site.  But today I’ve made an exception.  Jeff Archuleta - stage dad from hell and father of teen phenom David Archuleta has finally pushed too far.  AI producers yanked his backstage pass.  This means he can no longer participate in David’s practice sessions/rehearsals.  I think Dina Lohan really needs to sit down with her protege and go back over some of her lessons.  Although maybe they’ve just been focusing on the partying part of being a stage parent.  You know, getting into clubs when you’re underage…seeing who can drink the most…stuff like that.

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