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Here’s Adrien Brody doing his best impersonation of a cool celebrity.  No, he’s not waiting to audition for the next Glory Hole Boys production.  Adrien is attending an event at the Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in Berlin.

Seriously, this is not a look that is good on anyone.  Just a note to the male audience…

• If your chest resembles your girlfriends cooch on week 8 after a waxing…don’t expose it
• Unless your name is Domenico Dolce or Stefano Gabbana you can not pull off the lightweight, v-neck, striped sweater
• The only time you should have your girlfriend’s wife beater tied around your neck is if the two of your are in a private place having rough sex

So see, sometimes it’s not such a good thing to be Adrien Brody.

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Well this is an interesting turn of events…especially for the holiday weekend.  Sarah Palin just held a press conference in which she announced she was resigning as the governor of Alaska.  Huh…go figure…Sarah Palin stepping down?

Didn’t see that one coming.  I, like many others, thought Palin would follow the yellow brick road as far as someone could drag her.  Wasn’t she considered the second coming for the Republican party, at one point?

There must be something brewing in the salmon stockpot at the Palin house for this kind of announcement.  Although, it was a crafty move announcing it on a government holiday like that…in hopes that maybe another big celebrity might die over the weekend and the whole thing would go virtually unnoticed.

Any thoughts on this?  Why do you think she did this?  Could it be that Sarah Palin has some more ghosts in the closet that are starting to come out and she doesn’t want to subject her family to any more of this fuckery? (Although I find it hard to believe that she gives a rats ass about her family…I think it’s mostly about her.)

David Letterman is sure to be back at Palin again, this time apology free.

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The mystery, wrapped in an enigma, that is Katie Holmes is slowly being revealed.  We’ve all seen the pictures of Katie and daughter Suri coming and going from various dance studios for the past several months…and now we know why.

Nigel Lythgoe (the man behind So You Think You Can Dance), Adam Shankman, Carrie Ann Inaba (judge from Dancing With the Stars), and Katie Holmes have joined up to create Dizzy Feet, a dance scholarship fund.

Aimed at providing underprivileged youth the opportunity to participate in dance programs, the foundation also plans to award scholarships and grants to dancers, choreographers and teachers at accredited dance studios.

And here’s where it gets good.  Katie Holmes who has been rumored to be rehearsing a number for the show So You Think You Can Dance is actually going to be doing a dance routine for the show.  Holmes will be performing a song and dance number honoring Judy Garland on the shows 100th episode airing on July 23rd.

See, being married to someone as famous as Tom Cruise definitely has its perks, beyond all the money.  Where was Katie Holmes’ career before she married Tom?

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Griffin O’Neal attempted to attend Farrah Fawcett’s funeral, but was denied at the door.  Turns out his name wasn’t on the list, so Ryan O’Neal had him bounced.

Griffin complained that he and his family drove 300 miles to pay their last respects to Farrah (she is not Griffin’s mother) and that they should be allowed in.  Ryan O’Neal still seems to be a little pissed off at Griffin for swinging that fireplace poker at him, causing daddy O’Neal to shoot a gun at son O’Neal and then get arrested.

Druggie son, Redmond O’Neal, doesn’t seem to be holding a grudge even though he was chained up during the fireplace poker gunslinging action.  Of course, he’s been self-medicating himself for a few years now.  But it was nice to see that the penal system found it in their hearts to give him a day pass to attend his mother’s funeral.  Farrah Fawcett must be so much happier now that she’s out of all that family drama.

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Shut up Josh Duhamel, and take your shirt off (Amy Grindhouse)

Janice Dickinson = rotten rawhide (Ayyyy)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s daily delusions (Webster’s)

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off supermodel (Yeeeah)

The countdown to the de-flowering of Kevin Jonas has begun (DListed)

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Contrary to earlier reports of there being a public memorial for Michael Jackson at Neverland Ranch, that has been officially scrapped. However, there will be a public Jackson tribute held on Friday near Neverland Ranch.

The Jackson family has hired PR firm Sunshine & Sachs to handle all of the duties of Michael Jackson’s death and public relations surrounding his death.

Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland. Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly.

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It’s been a rough couple of weeks to be a celebrity.  Today, Karl Malden, the bulbous nosed actor who found fame from playing “Mitch,” In a Streetcar Named Desired, died today.  He was 97.

Malden was also widely recognized as the fedora wearing pitchman for American Express for more than 21 years.

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