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I was never a Girl Scout, but I had friends that were.  I suppose times have changed, dramatically, since then.  But I struggle to understand why an organization like the Girl Scouts would have anything to do with Vanessa Hudgens.  Hudgens showed up to premiere her upcoming movie “Bandslam” for some Los Angeles area Girl Scouts.

She started out as a “good girl” Disney starlet in those High School Musical movies, but with two rounds of Vanessa Hudgens naked pictures that have been widely circulated on the web, aren’t we teaching these girls the wrong things?  I thought parents were trying to explain to their daughters that it’s not a good idea to be taking naked pictures of themselves on their cell phones and sending them to boys.  And now they have the poster child of “sexting” hanging out with their daughters.  Looks like the Girl Scouts will be adding a new badge that the girls can earn “sexting.”

Hey, next week look for Miley Cyrus to be named a troop leader.

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I really like Kathy Griffin, but this stunt might just be a bit too much.

Kathy Griffin took Levi Johnston to the MTV Teen Choice Awards as her date last night.  While the 48 year old comedienne and 19 year old wanna-be going to the awards show together was no doubt a publicity stunt, it was none the less a success on that level.

Since Levi Johnston is working on both a book and movie deal, it makes total sense for him to appear on the green carpet with Kathy Griffin on his arm.  Johnston has had good training being a hanger-on, since he’s the father of Sarah Palin’s grandchild and was toted along on campaign trail for a few months.

You can’t really say the stunt was tasteless when we got to see a 16 year old Miley Cyrus pole dance.

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Dancing with the Stars couple, Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth, have announced their breakup over Twitter.

Derek Hough Twitter:

“Hi everyone, we wanted you all to know directly from us, that Shannon & I have decided to end our relationship as boyfriend & girlfriend…,” they each posted in matching Twitter messages. “However, we love and care about each other very much and will reamin friends and in each others lives.”

Shannon Elizabeth Twitter:

“Thank you everyone for all your sweet words & encouragement — it really means a lot to me!”

Hey, I just figured out a way for Twitter to start making money.  They should charge celebrities a fee to make their announcements.  As many people as they reach making their announcements via Twitter these days, they could end up saving some serious amounts of money by letting their PR people go.

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First off, this is not me being mean to Chelsea Clinton.  This is a legitimate story…so no hate mail.

Back in 2000 Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for daughter Chelsea Clinton’s hand in marriage.  You see, by Kenyan standards, that is an extremely generous offer.  You could think of it as what would you give to be married to Orlando Bloom or Miranda Kerr (depending on which side of the gender fence you’re on).  It’s that kind of generous.

Hillary Clinton was in Kenya this week and Mr. Chepkurgor extended the offer again.  Hillary assured him that he would pass the offer along to Chelsea.

Although Chepkurgor is currently married, his wife knows about his offer and is okay with it.  I’m sure she laughed hysterically at him and said “sure, if you want to give all of our livestock to marry that American girl…go for it.  Just know that that’s all you will have when I’m done with you.”  Or something similar in nature.

Of course, Chelsea Clinton would have to breakup with her boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky.

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I haven’t posted about Heidi Montag in a very long time.  Mostly because I, like everyone else, just got tired of her and Spencer Pratt plugging their every move.  Even the photo agencies have pretty much ignored them.

So I’ve thrown out my integrity, for just a moment to talk about the Heidi Montag Playboy magazine issue that is coming out in September.  She and Spencer Pratt walked the red carpet for LA premier of G.I. Joe this past week.  Not missing a beat in their schilling ways, Spencer and Heidi displayed Montag’s Playboy issue front and center in every one of their photos.

I actually feel kind of bad for Playboy.  I’m sure they thought they had a major coup when they booked media whore Heidi Montag for a spread.  At the time of the booking, Heidi and Spencer were everywhere and showing up on television, magazines, and blogs daily.  Since the shoot took place, most media outlets put a Pratt Montag blackout in effect.  And since there is no nude Heidi Montag being displayed in the issue, no one is going to see anything different from her than they can find on any internet blog, including this one.  So I guess Playboy won’t have any help getting their 3rd quarter numbers up and Heidi Montag won’t get much play from this either.

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Nicole Richie has taken her designing prowess from jewelry to clothing.  Maternity store A Pea in the Pod has tapped Nicole Richie to design a 14 piece maternity clothing line.

Not surprising, the overall look of the line is bohemian, which is right in line with Nicole’s look.

“I’m excited to join A Pea in the Pod in creating my capsule collection,” said Nicole Richie. “I hope that the ease and comfort of my designs will help expectant moms to look and feel amazing throughout their pregnancy.”

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When I sat down today, I wasn’t sure what I would be doing this weekend…I know what I’m doing now.

John Hughes, the movie maker of the 80’s has died of a heart attack today.   Hughes was in Manhattan, visiting family, when he was taking a walk and was stricken with a heart attack.

Hughes’ movies include Breakfast Club, 16 Candles, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Planes Trains and Automobiles and countless others.  His movies were responsible for the creation of many of today’s celebrities careers.

I’m going to be doing a John Hughes marathon.  I can’t watch Ferris Bueller enough!

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